Friday, December 14, 2007

On Wintering in the Northeast without a Garage

Tools needed:


Ice scraper/snow brush and shovel, for obvious reasons.

Broom and dustpan -- the broom for swishing away large amounts of snow from your car (over 3 inches) and the dustbin as a makeshift shovel to remove even larger amounts of snow from your car (over 6 inches).

An even temperament, for when you have a baby or young child who is sick, and your husband is away on business, but you still have to get dressed, get your child dressed, and go outside to clear and move your cars before 10 when the snowplow comes through your parking lot. If you don't move the cars by 10, they will be towed. However, you couldn't possibly leave them on the street overnight, because the city has a "Snow Emergency" during which all cars parked on the street are towed while city plows try to clear the streets. There is no lovely lingering over hot chocolate and chicken soup -- after EACH AND EVERY STORM, you must get out and move your car, whether it be on the street or in the parking lot.

A hot bath, for after you have cleared your cars, and both you and your daughter are soaked to the bone and freezing.

A large doormat, for scraping not only ice and snow off your feet, but also the copious amounts of sand that follow you into your apartment. Apparently, sand is the ice-melt of choice here, and it builds up over the winter months so that you would think we lived near the beach. It gets ground into the bottom of your shoes, into the floor of the car, and every fiber of the carpet in the apartment. It scrapes the finish off the kitchen and bathroom floors. Somehow, by about April, food even tastes a little gritty.

A reliable alarm clock, for waking up 20 minutes earlier than you normally would to make it to work, church or anything else that requires your leaving the house. You see, even when it doesn't snow, it is so cold that the icy frosty buildup on your windshield and windows takes a good deal of time to remove.

4 comments:

Marshall and Alison said...

I am so glad you are blogging again! I forget what a great writer you are. When you have such an incredible mind and wonderful voice it hardly seems fair that you excel at writing too, so I block it out :) Love you! Alison

p.s. Move to Utah. Your house has a garage:)

Bryan and Dani said...

You know the funny thing. Bryan (let me remind you he has just lived through his first snows) didn't understand why I had a snow scraper, a broom head, and an ice scraper all in my car all the time. Then the snow hit, and he got to scrape his first car. Let me tell you, he used each and every implement. :) He is learning more and more each day!! hehehe

Anonymous said...

Denice, You are an awesome writer. I can't wait to read more.

By the way,I haven't read the third book yet of the Vampire series that you gave me. I'm going to Key West in Jan so I'm saving it for then--I have long days in the airports and planes to get there and back. But never fear, I'll be finished and give them back to you when you come in February.

Stefanie Raynes said...

um...winter there sounds like the most depressing thing EVER! Move to UTAH!